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Scoreboard for Professors-D

    Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:52:50 -0500

Professor Terrance Ross

Class                    LTHM                             User comment
Introduction          5555    smiley face          Who wouldn’t love
To                                                                  Ross he’s my
Moving                                                          personal  
 Image                                                            Motivational
                                                                       Speaker….
                                                                       Woosaw
Writing for            5325 smiley face              I would nominate
 Media                                                                 Ross most likely
                                                                       Of  having a peace
                                                                       Walk with Gandhi
Intoduction             3252     smiley face         My name is Jessica
To moving                                                       and I would so rate
Image                                                               professor Ross as
                                                                         hottie of the year
                                                                         Suspenders never
                                                                         Got hotter

Writng for media   3255                                   For real dude,  professor                                                           Ross is taking
                                                                          Nation one home
                                                                          Made video at a
                                                                          Time, that’s                                                                                                                      
                                                                           Radical…

Intro to sociology          MMM                    Primeggi probably has a tough
                                                                     time at the dinner table, cursing
                                                                      Like a sailor, while the family
                                                                      gathers to state what they are
                                thankful for..

Intro to sociology         345                          most likely to gather your kids,   
                                                                     15 years from now and start a
                                                                     Revolution against society.

Into to sociology           544                         probably drives pass all the
                                                                       Red lights in Garden City
                                                                      He hates being confined to rules.

Professor Yogoler

 Yoga                                                   Newest attraction at Adelphi
                                                              Promised to have you strength
                                                              Till you break a sweat
Yoga                                                     Easy A, energetic and lively

Yoga                                                    Most likely to have you spinning in
                                                             circles, round and round

Patrick Kelly’s Scoreboard

Western civilization        CNMS                     I would nominated professor
5335    Kelly to go to Caffeine Rehab. He drinks about 5 pepsi bottles in the morning.
Western civilization            3555                                     Note overload . You
                                                                                          Writing in your
                                                                                           Book more than
                                                                                           Napoleon’s length
                                                                                           Of war.
Western Civilization           3555                                       The guys like the
                                                                                            Scientist from back
                                                                                             to the future.
Western Civilization           5555                                         I heard of cruise
                                                                                             Control, but Kelly
                                                                                              is snooze control
                                                                                               He could sense
                                                                                                Tiredness before
                                                                                                 Your head hits
                                                                                                  The desk…
Liza Burby
•    Mom next door
•    Most likely to instead of get  mad reward you with a cookie
•    Most likely to do a commercial with gerber baby

Editing for Magazines  MMM               who wouldn’t love her, she
                                                                Definitely cool enough to sit and
                                                                Cookies and milk with
                                       555 smiley
Editing for magazines    535  smiley       She is most likely to be the
                                                                  Mom in a gerber baby
                                                                   Commercial.                                                                                    
                                                                   Everyone big smiles for the
                                                                   Camera
Editing for magazines     334                     I could see her being the
                                                                   Cartoon character as
                                                                    Supermom.



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