Daniel Gunter
Contributing Writer

Here is what needs to happen if Terminator 3, oh, I mean, Hillary, wins the primary election:  Obama runs as an independent with Bloomberg by his side.  Imagine: Obama/Bloomberg ‘08.  Their slogan: Self-financed.  They would win, and they would owe nothing more than the value of their words.

There are two kinds of rich: Sharing is Caring, and Money is Lovely.

Michael Bloomberg is the former.  The self-made billionaire mayor of New York City is one of the top ten philanthropists in the country, and he has pushed to make New York City the greenest city on the planet by proclaiming a plan to plant ten thousand more trees!

This is not surprising considering he has also famously admitted to having enjoyed smoking pot at one time.

But the key here is Barack, the man who must win in the end if our country doesn’t want to continue being a big disgusting turd of corruption and incestuous powermonger.  Obama must win or dark days will follow, for the corporations will bind into a mega machine that will rise from the ocean and devour the spleens of world leaders across the globe.  Cities will crumble and caimans will be released into the hearts of the children.  Obama must win, and if he does, and evil clips him on the chin, then we, the public, must stand strong and remember one thing above all:

The buildings do not matter.  Our country is not built on walls.